Tamil SMS Jokes & Tamil Kavithaigal

Old Love VS Modern Love
Old Love Story:
Starts From Eyes,
Grows with Gifts,
Ends With Tears…
Modern Love Story:
Starts From Mobile,
Grows with SMS,
Ends With SIM Change…
 Boss Engira Baskaran
Aarya Vs Santhaanam in a TV Showroom…
Shop Keeper: Sir, Ungallukku Endha Maadhiri TV Venum…
Aarya: Appudi Kelunga..
24 Hours Naan TV Paakkanum, Nalla Paakkanum,
Varusham Fulla Paakkanum, But, KANNU Kedaama Paakkanum…
Sandhaanam: Adhukku Nee TV-ya OFF Pannittudhan Paakkanum…
Nannbendaa……

En Nenju chinna ilai lyrics vijay prakash Uthama puthiran Song Lyrics

Hey you are my love . You are my destiny



En nenju chinna ilai,Neethan en kadhal mazhai

unnale nan nenaya vendum.

En nenju chinna kodi, neethan en kadhal chedi

nan unnai suttrikolla vendum.



Parvaigal pudhu varthai parimaruthe

idhayangal idamaruthe.

Unnale en nimidangal azhaganadhe

vazhi kooda sugamanadhe.



En nenju chinna ilai,Neethan en kadhal mazhai

unnale nan nenaya vendum.

En nenju chinna kodi, neethan en kadhal chedi

nan unnai suttrikolla vendum.



Unnodu pesikolla varthaigal serthuvaithu

Ullukkul thiki thavithene

Un perai mattum dhinam nenjukul solli solli

en perai indru marandhene

Manjal nilave, konjal mozhiye,

vetkathimire saikkathe

Aasai kanave, meesai puyale,

Nitham isayin nee kollathe



En nenju chinna ilai ....

En nenju chinna kodi ...



Un moochu kaatru pattu pookindra pookellam

Un pole vasanaigal veesum

Unnodu nanirukum nerangal athanaiyum

Podhadhu endru manam aengum

Minnal vizhiye, kannak kuliye,

Kutti kavidhai neethane

Muthathadame chutti thaname

Motha sugamum ne enbene..



En nenju chinna ilai,Neethan en kadhal mazhai

unnale nan nenaya vendum.

En nenju chinna kodi, neethan en kadhal chedi

nan unnai suttrikolla vendum.



Parvaigal pudhu varthai parimaruthe

idhayangal idamaruthe.

Unnale en nimidangal azhaganadhe

vazhi kooda sugamanadhe.



En nenju chinna ilai ...

En nenju chinna kodi...

Ussumu Laresay sedhiki edutha lyrics Uthamaputhiran Song Lyrics

Yo Mama you know how me neruki sei the dance floor baby


Ussumu Laresay Issumu laresay Ussumu Laresay yoyo

Ussumu Laresay Issumu laresay Ussumu Laresay yoyo



Sedhiki edutha silayapol kuliki thaliki nikiraye

Vazhanji nelinji kolanjithan vayasula theeya vakkiraye

Kandupidi thottu kandupidi machangal ethana kandupidi

Vittupidi enna vittupidi michatha konjama vittupidi



Therandu nikkura azhagu ne anaya theraka udhavu

Takunu ennaya thazhuvu

Va takunu takunu takunu takunu

Thee pidicha nilavu enna vidiya vidiya thazhuvu

Therandhirukudhu kadhavu

Va takunu takunu takunu takunu



Sedhiki edutha silayapol kuliki thaliki nikiraye

Vazhanji nelinji kolanjithan vayasula theeya vakkiraye

Ussumu Laresay Issumu laresay Ussumu Laresay yoyo

Ussumu Laresay Issumu laresay Ussumu Laresay yoyo



Kaichi nikkum kodi patha vacha vedi

Enna kattipudi neeeeee.

Leya enna kadi veeta kattimudi

Ulla minnal idi aajaaa..



ye raathookam pochu nan thoongi nalachu

Ini thaangadhu moochu

Va nachuku nachuku nachuku nachuku

Ne thotta sudachu yenvekkam thoolaachu

Podhunda veen peche

Va nachuku nachuku nachuku nachuku



Ussumu Laresay ...

Sedhiki edutha silayapol kuliki thaliki nikiraye ..



Munnadi munnadi kuliki aadu

Aasa theera vetpathakelapu

Nerupu thamizhan yaaru

Nan uthama puthiran paaru

Takkunu takkunu sangathi sollitu

Unnakum ennakum ennachu

Nerupu thamizhan yaaru

Nan uthama puthiran paaru



Ye mesai thodikkudhu aasai vedikkudhu

Yedho nandakudhadiiiii..

Partha silirkudhu koocham marukudhu

Dhegam inikudhu aajaa..

Adi en chellakutti ne muthathakotti

tha vattiku vatti

Va nachuku nachuku nachuku nachuku

Idhu kannadi meni munnadi va ne

Nan unnoda rani

Ada nachuku nachuku nachuku nachuku



Ussumu Laresay Issumu laresay Ussumu Laresay yoyo ..



Sedhiki edutha silayapol kuliki thaliki nikiraye

Vazhanji nelinji kolanjithan vayasula theeya vakkiraye

Kandupidi thottu kandupidi machangal ethana kandupidi

Vittupidi enna vittupidi michatha konjama vittupidi





Therandu nikkura azhagu ne anaya theraka udhavu

Takunu ennaya thazhuvu

Va takunu takunu takunu takunu

Thee pidicha nilavu enna vidiya vidiya thazhuvu

Therandhirukudhu kadhavu

Va takunu takunu takunu takunu



Ussumu Laresay Issumu laresay Ussumu Laresay yoyo

Vaama Duraiyamma Song Lyrics – Madrasapattinam Lyrics

Vaammaa dhuraiyammaa idhu vangakkaraiyammaa




Vaammaa dhuraiyammaa idhu vangakkaraiyammaa

vanakkam solliththaan varaverkum oorammaa

We Welcome with, vanakkam

Hav, vanakkam



Ha ha ha adhey thaan



Kattavandiyil poavoam

draamal eriyum poavoam

koovam padagilum poavoam poalaamaa

magudi oodhida paambu aadudhey emmaa

periya yaanai thumbikkai aasirvaadhangal emmaa

koadi adhisayam ingey emmammaa…(mg.com) (Vaammaa)



Or paavaikkooththukkal bommalaattangal

koavil sirpathil kalai valarppoam

innum vaasal koalathil arisi maaviley

paravaikkum erumbukkum virundhu vaippoam



Koadi jaadhigal ingey ullaboadhilum

annan thambiyaai naangal vaazhuvoam

veettuththinnaigalum vaiththukkattuvom emmaa

vazhippoakkan vandhu thaan thangichelluvaan summaa

thaayum dhevamthaan ingey emmammaa…(mg.com)(Vaammaa)



Or koadi aandugal thaandi vaazhndhidum

sendhamizh engal mozhiyaagum

ada kamban valluvan kavidhaiyil sonna

vaazhkkaiye engal neriyaagum

idha boomiyil neengal engum poagalaam

ingu mattumey anbai kaanalaam

veera mannargal vaazhndha naadidhu emmaa

idhai adimaiyaakkithaan kodumai seivadhu gnaayamaa



Malaiyum malaiyum thaan vizhundhadhu emmammaa…

Eminem – Not Afraid Mp3, Video & Lyrics for FREE

Not Afraid Lyrics




[Chorus:]

I’m not afraid (I’m not afraid)

To take a stand (to take a stand)

Everybody (everybody)

Come take my hand (come take my hand)

We’ll walk this road together, through the storm

Whatever weather, cold or warm

Just lettin you know that, you’re not alone

Holla if you feel like you’ve been down the same road (same road)



[Intro (during Chorus):]

Yeah, it’s been a ride

I guess I had to, go to that place, to get to this one

Now some of you, might still be in that place

If you’re trying to get out, just follow me

I’ll get you there



You could try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay ‘em

But you won’t take the sting out these words before I say ‘em

Cause ain’t no way I’ma let you stop me from causin mayhem

When I say ‘em or do somethin I do it, I don’t give a damn

what you think, I’m doin this for me, so fuck the world

Feed it beans, it’s gassed up, if it thinks it’s stoppin me

I’ma be what I set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly

And all those who look down on me I’m tearin down your balcony

No if ands or buts, don’t try to ask him why or how can he

From “Infinite” down to the last “Relapse” album

he’s still shittin, whether he’s on salary paid hourly

Until he bows out or he shits his bowels out of him

Whichever comes first, for better or worse

He’s married to the game, like a fuck you for Christmas

His gift is a curse, forget the Earth, he’s got the urge

to pull his dick from the dirt, and fuck the whole universe



[Chorus]



Okay quit playin with the scissors and shit, and cut the crap

I shouldn’t have to rhyme these words in the rhythm for you to know it’s a rap

You said you was king, you lied through your teeth, for that

Fuck your feelings, instead of gettin crowned you’re gettin capped

And to the fans, I’ll never let you down again, I’m back

I promise to never go back on that promise, in fact

Let’s be honest, that last “Relapse” CD was ehhh

Perhaps I ran them accents into the ground

Relax, I ain’t goin back to that now

All I’m tryin to say is get back, click-clack, blaow

Cause I ain’t playin around

It’s a game called circle and I don’t know how, I’m way too up to back down

But I think I’m still tryin to figure this crap out

Thought I had it mapped out but I guess I didn’t, this fuckin black cloud

still follows, me around but it’s time to exorcise these demons

These muh’fuckers are doin jumpin jacks now!



[Chorus]



And I just can’t keep living this way

So starting today, I’m breaking out of this cage

I’m standing up, I’ma face my demons

I’m manning up, I’ma hold my ground

I’ve had enough, now I’m so fed up

Time to put my life back together right now! (now)



It was my decision to get clean, I did it for me

Admittedly, I probably did it subliminally

for you, so I could come back a brand new me you helped see me through

And don’t even realize what you did, believe me you

I been through the ringer, but they could do little to the middle finger

I think I got a tear in my eye, I feel like the king of

my world, haters can make like bees with no stingers

and drop dead, no more beef flingers

No more drama from now on, I promise

to focus solely on handlin my responsibilities as a father

So I solemnly swear to always treat this roof, like my daughters

and raise it, you couldn’t lift a single shingle on it!

Cause the way I feel, I’m strong enough to go to the club

or the corner pub, and lift the whole liquor counter up

Cause I’m raising the bar

I’d shoot for the moon but I’m too busy gazin at stars

I feel amazing and I’m

Aisha Suno Aisha

Tum Ho Kamaal, Tum Bemisaal, Tum Lajawab Ho Aisha


Aisi Haseen Ho, Jis Ko Choo Lo Usko Haseen Kar Do

Tum Sochti Ho Duniya Mein Koi Bhi Kyun Kharaab Ho Aisha

Tum Chahati Ho Tum Koi Rang Har Zindagi Mein Bhar Do, Bhar Do



Nikli Ho Likhne Kismat Ki Seekhi Apni Hi Dhun Mein Tum Aisha

Yeh Shauk Kya Hai, Yeh Zid Hai Kaisi, Itna Bata Do Humko

Suljaane Mein Tum Aur Bhi Uljane, Hoti Ho Jo Ghum Aisha

Apni Bhi Koi Uljan Ko Door Kar Ke Dikha Do Humko

Suno Aisha, Itna To Tum Bhi Samjho

Aisha, Tum Chahe Jitna Chaho

Aisha, Tum Jitni Koshish Karo Lo

Aisha, Tum Sa Na Hoga Koi



Baaton Mein Ho Aa Jaati, Ho Jaati Ho Jazbaati

Soche Samjhe Bin Ke Mohabbat Ki Hai Raah Kya

Pal Mein Ho Ke Deewani, Karti Ho Tum Mannmaani

Tum Kahe Duniya Vuniya Ki Koi Parwah Kya

Aisha Jise Kehte Hain, Ek Hai Woh Lakhon Mein

Dil Mein Jaake Rukti Hai Woh, Aati Hai Jo Aankhon Mein

Magar Aisha, Itna To Tum Bhi Samjho

Aisha, Tum Chahe Jitna Chaho

Aisha, Tum Jitni Koshish Karo Lo

Aisha, Tum Sa Na Hoga Koi



Suno Aisha, Itna To Tum Bhi Samjho

Aisha, Tum Chahe Jitna Chaho

Aisha, Tum Jitni Koshish Karo Lo

Aisha, Tum Sa Na Hoga Koi

Suno Aisha, Itna To Tum Bhi Samjho

Aisha, Tum Chahe Jitna Chaho

Aisha, Tum Jitni Koshish Karo Lo

Aisha, Tum Sa Na Hoga Koi

Katy Perry – California Gurls Lyrics

                  

[Snoop Dogg]


Greetings loved ones

Lets take a journey



[Katy Perry]

I know a place

Where the grass is really greener

Warm, wet and wild

There must be something in the water

Sippin’ gin and juice

Laying underneath the palm trees

The boys

Break their necks

Try’na to creep a little sneak peek

(at us)



You could travel the world

But nothing comes close

to the golden coast

Once you party with us

You’ll be falling in love

Oooooh Oh Oooooh



California girls

We’re unforgettable

Daisy Dukes

Bikinis on top

Sun-kissed skin

So hot

We’ll melt your popsicle

Oooooh Oh Oooooh



California girls

We’re undeniable

Fine, fresh, fierce

We got it on lock

West coast represent

Now put your hands up

Oooooh Oh Oooooh



Sex on the beach

We don’t mind sand in our stiletos

We freak

In my jeep

Snoop doggy dog on the stereo



You could travel the world

But nothing comes close

to the golden coast

Once you party with us

You’ll be falling in love

Oooooh Oh Oooooh



California girls

We’re unforgettable

Daisy Dukes

Bikinis on top

Sun-kissed skin

So hot

will melt your popsicle

Oooooh Oh Oooooh



California girls

We’re undeniable

Fine, fresh, fierce

We got it on lock

West coast represent

Now put your hands up

Oooooh Oh Oooooh



[Snoop Dogg]

Tone Tan

Fit and ready

Turn it up cause its gettin’ heavy

Wild wild west coast

These are the girls I love the most

California Gurls Lyrics on http://lyricsmusicvideo.blogspot.com

I mean the ones

I mean like shes the one

Kiss her

Touch her

Squeeze her buns



The girls a freak

She drives a jeep

The men on the beach

I’m okay

I wont play

I love the bay

Just like I love LA

Venice beach

and Palm Springs

Summer time is everything



Homeboys

Hanging out

All that a-s

hanging out

Bikinis, zucchinis, martinis

No weenies

Just the king and the queeny

Katy my lady

(yeah)

You looking here baby

(uh huh)

Im all up on you

Cause you representing California

(ohhh yeahh)



[Katy Perry]

California girls

We’re unforgettable

Daisy Dukes

Bikinis on top

Sun-kissed skin

So hot

will melt your popsicle

Oooooh Oh Oooooh



California girls

We’re undeniable

Fine, fresh, fierce

We got it on lock

West coast represent

(West coast, west coast)

Now put your hands up

Oooooh Oh Oooooh



[Snoop Dogg]

(Californiaaa, Californiaaa)

California girls man

I wish they all could be

California girls

(Californiaaa)

I really wish

You all could be

California girls

(Californiaaa, yeah)



Lyrics added by Candice, erinftw

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